Robert
Gibbs - Press Secretary
Born
in 1971, Robert Gibbs is the current Press Secretary. He was formerly the communications
director for Obama when Obama spent a few days as a US senator. After listening
to Gibbs, almost everyone considers him to be an absolute moron. Virtually no
one can believe that he hasn't been fired. Apparently, he knows too much about
the shady dealings of Barack Hussein Obama. Obama would probably have had Gibbs
killed, except it's rare to find such an idiot who will go out in public and spew
bald-faced lies for you every day.
The pathetic thing about Gibbs is that he
thinks that he's really smarter than everyone else. He stands in front of a lapdog
White House Press Corps and gets mostly softball questions that he still can't
answer. When pressed, Gibbs reverts to childish word games and circle logic. Then
he leans back with a smug look on his face. It's then that you realize you have
just had a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
