Robert Gibbs - Press Secretary
Born in 1971, Robert Gibbs is the current Press Secretary. He was formerly the communications director for Obama when Obama spent a few days as a US senator. After listening to Gibbs, almost everyone considers him to be an absolute moron. Virtually no one can believe that he hasn't been fired. Apparently, he knows too much about the shady dealings of Barack Hussein Obama. Obama would probably have had Gibbs killed, except it's rare to find such an idiot who will go out in public and spew bald-faced lies for you every day.

The pathetic thing about Gibbs is that he thinks that he's really smarter than everyone else. He stands in front of a lapdog White House Press Corps and gets mostly softball questions that he still can't answer. When pressed, Gibbs reverts to childish word games and circle logic. Then he leans back with a smug look on his face. It's then that you realize you have just had a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Updated 01/25/2011 A couple of weeks before Gibbs was fired he and Obama's speech writer, David Axelrod, hit the Sunday morning talk shows separately. Each was asked about shake-ups for the second half of Obama's term. While Gibbs said nothing much was going to change, Axelrod was emphatic that there would be big changes coming very soon. This disconnect was not uncommon for the Obama White House. As a matter of fact it is more the rule than the exception that members of his administration aren't informed. However, this was funny because it was clear that Gibbs was going to be fired and he didn't even know it. Sure enough, Gibbs "resigned" to pursue other endeavors of which he couldn't identify. His replacement has not been announced. It takes a while to find someone as stupid as Gibbs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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