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//store the quotations in arrays
quotes = new Array(09);
authors = new Array(09);
quotes[0] = "You and your ilk are unpatriotic slime.";
authors[0] = "D.K., Troy, Michigan";
quotes[1] = "Is Obama really a Muslim? Everything points that way.";
authors[1] = "W.M., San Antonio, Texas";
quotes[2] = "There is a strong silent majority growing.  We the tax payers and backbone of this nation are not being represented.  We need a forum in which to unite.";
authors[2] = "L.G., Warrenton, Virginia";
quotes[3] = "This man (Obama) has never worked in a for-profit enterprise and believes that business is the root cause of our financial quagmire.";
authors[3] = "J.G., Louisville, Kentucky";
quotes[4] = "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American (Obama) who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy";
authors[4] = "Joe Biden";
quotes[5] = "What am I gonna tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?";
authors[5] = "Joe Biden, Speech in Colorado";
quotes[6] = "Michael Jackson soared under Reagan, declined under Clinton-Bush, and died under Obama.";
authors[6] = "Rush Limbaugh, EIB Network";
quotes[7] = "What will you do when the Obamination White House $177,000-a-year-PLUS employees take this site?";
authors[7] = "Shelby, North Carolina";
quotes[8] = "A few years ago this guy (Obama) would have been getting us coffee";
authors[8] = "Bill Clinton";

//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation
document.write("<DL>\n");
document.write("<DT>" + "\"" + quotes[index] + "\"\n");
document.write("<DD>" + "-- " + authors[index] + "\n");
document.write("</DL>\n");

//done
  
//-->